(Source: cuntstanding, via tzar-chasm)

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

(via kawaiinessyo)

sabotagedselfie:

I’m both of them at the same time.

(Source: parks-and-recreation-department)

Timestamp: 1406250982

sabotagedselfie:

I’m both of them at the same time.

(Source: parks-and-recreation-department)

(Source: highhh-vibes, via likewolvesss)

KIDS AT THE BEACH

college-life-crisis:

When I was a kid:

Kids today: